Number of books that "should be required reading": 855,000.*

I hate it when people say that something should be required reading. Do you think that your pet crap is something that everyone cares about? I don't give a shit about your agenda.

Here's my list of what should be required reading:

• Parts, at least, of the Bible, so that you can see how odd and contradictory it is. The gospels are good though
• A bit of Shakespeare
• Well, that's about it. So long suckers.

* according to Google