Let me introduce myself
Hello, I'm a dolphin. I live in the sea. I can go forward, backwards, up and down. My world is roofed by a wavy barrier called the surface. I can leap out of the surface for a few moments and make beautiful splashing sounds as I crash back into the sea. This is fun. But if I stay out of the sea too long, I die.
You might find it hard to keep up with me. Most humans do. Even ones with boats. I usually swim along at about 10 km/h, and when I want to I can burst up to 40 km/h or more [Rohr1998]. The speed at which I travel makes it hard for you to find me in the open water, even with a satellite tracking device clipped to my fin.
Like you, I eat fish. I hunt them using sonar. I use a massive sonar system with four independent sound generators. I can tell the difference between a dead fish and a live fish using sonar [Howlett1997]. I can stun and even kill fish with a blast of sound [Marten2001]. There's no fooling me. My sonar is way better than anything you have.
My sonar eyes help me when I dive so deep that there's no light -- 200 m beneath the sea [Williams2000]. I can swim down and back up in a matter of minutes. Sometimes there's more fish to eat down there.
I have my own name, which you humans call a signature whistle [Sayigh1990]. I can hear the other dolphins using my amazing ears which can detects sounds from 1 kHz up to 120 kHz. You only can hear up to 17 kHz. When I'm separated from the pack, I call out my signature whistle to identify myself to other dolphins.
I have no hands. There no chance I'll ever wield a tool. Since fire can't burn underwater, I'll probably never invent the internal combustion engine, carry a spear with a metal tip, or shoot anyone. I'll never write anything down either.
Among my many feats, I can recognize myself in the mirror [SciAm2001]. I also play games on touch-screen computers [Wired2001].
Long childhoods are a sign of intelligence in animals. I stayed with my mother until I was about five years old, and matured when I was about ten. I live in the wild where I'll likely live to be at least 25 years old, and maybe as old as 40 or 50 if I'm lucky [Wells1990].
I can communicate with other dolphins using chirps, whistles, and clicks. But no human knows yet what I'm talking about or how much I say.
Maybe I talk about my fast-swimming, high-jumping, deep-diving, fish-eating, high-chirping, sonic-blasting, socializing life under the water.
[Marten2001] Marten, K., Herzing, D., Poole, M., and Newman Allman, K. 2001. The acoustic predation hypothesis: linking underwater observations and recordings during Odontocete predation and observing the effects of loud impulsive sounds on fish. Aquat. Mamm. 27.1: 56-66. . link.
[Rohr1998] Rohr, J. J. et al. Observations of Dolphin Swimming Speed and Strouhal Number. Space and Naval Warfare Systems Center Technical Report No. 1769 (Space and Naval Warfare Systems Center, San Diego, 1998) . link (PDF).
[Sayigh1990] Sayigh, L. S., P. L. Tyack, R. S. Wells and M. D. Scott. 1990. Signature whistles of free-ranging bottlenose dolphins, Tursiops truncatus: stability and mother-offspring comparisons. Behavioral Ecology and Sociobiology 26: 247-260. .
[SciAm2001] Scientific American (Dolphin Self-Recognition Mirrors Our Own, May 1, 2001) . link.
[Wells1990] Wells, R. S. and M. D. Scott 1990 Estimating bottlenose dolphin population parameters from individual identification and capture-release techniques. Report of the International Whaling Commission, Special Issue 12, U. K..
[Williams2000] Williams, T.M. . . . J. Calambokidis, et al. 2000. Sink or swim: Strategies for cost-efficient diving by marine mammals. Science 288(April 7):133-136. . link (PDF).
[Wired2001] Wired (Hey Flipper, What's Shakin'?, Feb 22, 2001) . link.