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The page was not found

der web-pagen ist nicht workenhoffen

le page n'est pas fonctioning

aye carumba! la pagina no esta en ahora serva

y'all aint not gonna fand no paige heer

ixnay on the agepay

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nyet page deheresky, da?

della paega molto no presenti!

pai-gi wa wakarimasen sayonara ... sumimasen

Ikki paigi nitti ikki here

My old chap, the page has flown the coop I'm afraid

The page isn't there, eh?




JANE AUSTEN:
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that 
a single user in possession of a good link, 
must be in want of a page.

DOUGLAS ADAMS:
Back when we thought that digital pages
were a pretty neat idea.

WILLIAM GIBSON:
Cyberspace, a world spanning shared
hallucination encompassing all the worlds data
in a visualization marred only by the neon sign:
"PAGE NOT FOUND".

DOUGLAS ADAMS:
I refuse to prove that the page exists,
for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.

DALI:
Like a dead flower, the page quivers,
flapping with the beetlejuice of fate.

ROBERT FROST:
And I, I took the link less travelled by.

LEWIS CARROLL:
Off with his <HEAD>!

MONTY PYTHON:
It certainly seems uncontaminated by pages.

MARIE ANTOINETTE:
Let them read email!

MAX PLANCK: 
By observing the page, you have changed it.

ROBERT A HEINLEIN:
... a prophecy, that a page would come,
a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom ...

TOLKIEN:
Where is it, my preciousssss!


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