The page was not found der web-pagen ist nicht workenhoffen le page n'est pas fonctioning aye carumba! la pagina no esta en ahora serva y'all aint not gonna fand no paige heer ixnay on the agepay 101100001101110001010101101011010110100110 nyet page deheresky, da? della paega molto no presenti! pai-gi wa wakarimasen sayonara ... sumimasen Ikki paigi nitti ikki here My old chap, the page has flown the coop I'm afraid The page isn't there, eh? JANE AUSTEN: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single user in possession of a good link, must be in want of a page. DOUGLAS ADAMS: Back when we thought that digital pages were a pretty neat idea. WILLIAM GIBSON: Cyberspace, a world spanning shared hallucination encompassing all the worlds data in a visualization marred only by the neon sign: "PAGE NOT FOUND". DOUGLAS ADAMS: I refuse to prove that the page exists, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing. DALI: Like a dead flower, the page quivers, flapping with the beetlejuice of fate. ROBERT FROST: And I, I took the link less travelled by. LEWIS CARROLL: Off with his <HEAD>! MONTY PYTHON: It certainly seems uncontaminated by pages. MARIE ANTOINETTE: Let them read email! MAX PLANCK: By observing the page, you have changed it. ROBERT A HEINLEIN: ... a prophecy, that a page would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom ... TOLKIEN: Where is it, my preciousssss!